"BBQ Sauce (4th course)" ...
I decorate this sheet of wood
with a journal of my journey today
tastin' plenty of chocolate
drip into the Black Expo this Saturday
confirmin' my sweet tooth
that BBQ Sauce is "the truth"
plump popsicle suckers
rumps rockin' thicker than others
both are purposely poked out
every skirt, skin tight jean,
stretch pants or dress
y'all's hips seem choked out
leather strapped sandals with
rings around polished open toes
all Sistas so fierce
have got somethin' pierced
ears, tongue, or nose
styles of hair in braids, waves,
curls, fades, weaves, twists, locks, and 'fros
this Expo ain't nothin'
but a
Beautiful BlacQueen fashion show
some sistas achieve the
child-size-sweet-‘n-petite
pony-tailed-head-to-six-inch
plastic-boosters-on-the-feet
or a kinte-cloth headress
Afrikan Ankh wearin' goddess
wrapped in all the Motherland's colors
not just Red, Blacque, and Green
but all the others
lookin' like Queen Hatshepsut
commandin' respect from the Brothas
then there are the ones
that make grown men shed tears
body sculpted by Pam Grier
her outfit is askin' her,
"How'd all this shit get in here?!?"
the minute she walks in the place
you'll hear....."Gyot.......
DAMN!!"she'll have enough goods
to feed THREE people
with each serving equal
or just a hungry Brotha
with Wone appetite lethal
everything in her life is thick
"I'll have extra 'whateva' on that"
is her motto
and the main reason why
"
BBQ Sauce is 'the lick'"
and I got it locked in a bottle
next there's the UltraGorgeous
72-inch high slender sleek Supamodel
that no one approaches (from a straight angle)
it's always,
"Hi, I'm the CEOPresidentProducerOwner
of my AgencyEntertainmentFirmEnterpriseCorporation.
It's a BusinessInvestmentCompanyMultimediaFoundation
and I'm lookin' for new faces like yours.
Here's my card....allow me the opportunity
to open
your do-- I mean open "the doors"
they can't Peele Beverly
Webb Veronica or
Soup Naomi or
Bank{s} Tyra so
to get some "pretty paradise"
brothas will become liars(lol).....
I pour this Power cream
onto all my desires
margarine and oils that melt
is for bustas
I baste everything with
Grade A Royal Makende Butter
the tighter the spread,
the better a 'circulation cutter'
overstandin' each dialect that
Body Language has to offer
and these Sistas
NEVER stutter
it just solidifies the potency
of being a
BBQ Sauce Lover.........
Wone
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